In response to the news that Little Moore’s sense of hearing is beginning to develop, I had this text message exchange with my Dad:
Daddy: Remember Amadeus Mozart is better than Albert Gore. And Lady Antebellum is better than Lady Gaga.
Mrs. Moore: haha I will keep that in mind. What are your thoughts on The Beatles?
Daddy: Beatles pre-Magic Mystery Tour is okay. Anything post Yoko Ono is a no-no.
Initially I agreed to his terms. But then I realized that “Hey Jude” would qualify as “post Yoko”… and I just can not make that promise.
I can still agree not to play any Lady Gaga for Little Moore in utero, though…